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cosmoglaut:

cleveristhenewsexy:

isn’t it weird that John probably planned Sherlock’s funeral and Sherlock planned John’s wedding, and in that order

Imagine if both turned out to be fake. Wait..

you suck so much why do i like you sometimes

i’m not stupid you bastard

i hate my dad so much

Anonymous:
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

superjewess:

interviewer: what about the chemistry between sherlock and john?

ben c: well uh they’re ugh purely platonic super platonic, amazingly platonic, they don’t even THINK about each other. nothing is there whatsoever, I promise i’m not lying. [nervously laughs]

martin:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NotWhatSherl?

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

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― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …